Have you ever caught your kids smoking? There are many theories about the best way to handle this, but one we’ve always loved is this: sit them down and make them smoke an entire pack in one lot. By the time they puff their way through all 25 of those nasty suckers they’ll be ruing the day they ever thought ‘cool’ was more important than healthy.

We are now pleased to offer you a brilliantly similar solution to your children’s annoying need to fight with one another like rabid dogs. Take them to the NWA Pro Australia: Wrestle Reunion on 31 March!

For the price of admission ($19 for you, $60 for everyone else), your family (two adults and two kids) will not only be entertained by the untold delights of Australia’s most accomplished and charismatic wrestlers, they’ll also get a dose of the medicine they really need: that fighting too much as kids might lead to careers where they must grease up their bodies and fling themselves around like maniacs in their undies! If that doesn’t deter them, we suggest you just buy them the costumes and encourage them to pursue wrestling as a career… If you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em, right?

Either way, you gotta act fast, because if you don’t Jump On this deal, your kids could be jumping on you!

Address
NWA Pro Australia: Wrestle Reunion
Cosgrove Park, 40 - 50 York Avenue
Clovelly Park 5042

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Phone
0412 824 719